i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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