I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
