He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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