I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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