9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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