Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
