TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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