She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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