I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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