AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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