Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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