I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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