We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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