Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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