so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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