IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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