Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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