What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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