dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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