i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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