I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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