she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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