i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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