I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Help. Why am I so naked?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
