I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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