Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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