I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
wow bdsm is so cute
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