Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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