I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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