So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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