Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think a kid would responsible me up
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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