therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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