its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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