It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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