remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
17 year olds will be the death of me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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