Please, let me fuck your mom
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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