doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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