Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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