Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
two words...techno handjob
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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