I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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