Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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