I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Dick very happy bro
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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