Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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