when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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