Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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