Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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