party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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