sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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