Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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