I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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