Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Fuck appropriateness.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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