yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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