i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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