Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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