Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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